I'm in your bed right now
Okay meet you there give me 10
Don't think you can make me leave either
Give me ten I ha e to be ******'s wingman I want you
I murdered the dance floor call the cops
around noonish you got carried out for spitting water and throwing cups at old people...
Yeudjkisdjxbfceryuj. i love having a qwerty keyboard just so i can do that.
Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
I wish I could donate my sober boners to my whiskey dick
He said I was the smartest girl he had ever dated, that should have been a sign from the beginning
his mom cheated on his dad so i think he has a weird freudian thing for whores
so far we have 6 big wheels and 10 boxes of wine for the tour de franzia. team drunkslut is favored to win the yellow jersey.
I had fun watching you interact with the world around you. Like a fuckin 8 year old kid who just discovered build a bear but really wants a cigarette.
Ya he's alive. Apparently he's been drinking Naty and listening to Unbreak My Heart on repeat all day.
I distinctly remember holding up a piece of ham pizza and screaming: "WHO THE FUCK EATS HAM PIZZA" in the face of a bunch of scared 13 year old girls faces, while my own sister laughed in mine.
Didn't pick classes because we were out all weekend...only open course is "alcohol and drug problems". Fucking ironic.
I know it's 10:30am but Finding Dory starts in an hour, and I have four points of molly. You down?
I stole a block of cheese from the party last night and put it in my purse but I got so drunk that I left my purse on the floor and my dog ate it.
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