But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
I just shaved my legs while pooping. classy or trashy?
talent.
We all just poured out a sip of our drinks for you. One for our pussy whipped homie.
Instead of asking if I had a condom she literally said " I'm not on the pill but I'm pro choice... your move"... I'm in love
I got a lot accomplished today, and the day is still young! I built a fort, hot boxed a fort, had a tea party in a fort, and now realizing how high I am.
i guess when we were done i grunted "unforgiveable" and walked out.
I'm so hungover that if we go to panera, I'll probably get a bread bowl to throw up in.
Ok, it's starting to sound like someone's out there trying to learn to play the trombone while breaking kitchenware.
Duuuuuuuuuuck. and by that i mean fruuuuuuuuck. and by that i mean fuuuck
I have to remind myself to breathe. That hungover.
It made me want to take you home, put you in footie pajamas and feed you spaghettios
He came back with a Butterfinger and vibrator batteries. There's no refusing him now.
I literally just want someone to fuck me and buy me cheeseburgers. I don't even want a relationship at this point. Just a chew toy and some food.
Fuck you. All I remember from last night is telling random people that I'm in a "judgement free zone" then I threw up
Just finished 151. Eating nutella off a spoon. Bring condoms.
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