Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
he just asked me if he could show me what he wanted to do to me using his action figures. where do i find these freaks?
WORST DINGLEBERRY EVER
Why does Corona taste like a burp?
I don't know how much more of summer my liver can take.
I prob couldn't even get his attention if I had a dick growing out of my forehead
I left puerto rico a week ago and my vagina still smells like coconut.
Seriously-without actually meaning the statement for it's words- that made me want to put a baby in you.
So I dropped $130 while buying shots for an army ranger, got my fake taken, almost went to jail, and came out of my black out when I was talking to the cops with a stolen detour sign in my hands.
Today marks the 365th consecutive day of jerkin it. I couldn't have done it without you guys. #onlynewyearsresolutionaccomplished
We helped him hit the bowl to the point that he didn't even have to move
tried to suck my ex boyfriends dick last night at a bar... Happy homecoming from me to you
I'm still a bit day drunk and decided to go for a run. You may get a snapchat of me vomiting soon
Eh, I don't question what my penis likes. It just does what it does.
They left me at home... I'm a liability
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