can you blame him?
i blame him for everything, HE GOT ME PREGNANT
smell my finger.
He's the equivalent of a body pillow and a dildo. But still funny. We have good pillow talk.
He;s fine. He just kept saying "hurricane Gordon is coming to shore" and flexed his muscles a lot.
i had the all of mcdonalds chanting USA as he motorboated you
I'm so happy I'm only on my second drink. That would have been the best idea ever if I was on my fifth.
the cops accepted 42 wallaby way Sydney. and the cops, and cab driver accepted the new address. please tell the win i am experiencing
Just saw a couple chasing each other on lawn mowers. Oh South Knoxville.
No judgement. Sometimes you gotta twerk on a legends face.
He's a doctor now.. hope he can cure his small dick
It's been awhile, you pregnant yet?
You know it's bad when I'm eating a cold chicken breast alone in bed 😕
Hope you are okay. You were running down the street with shopping cart at one point and yelling "bitches aint shit!"
My last Google search was 'can an impotent man have sex'. I don't even want to know what I did with that guy.
So apparently my bro is going to make me fix his tattoo this trip... He sent me a pic of said tattoo. Tattoo is of a sperm, on his penis, which was in a woman's mouth... Wth
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