This ginger kid smells like a queef popsicle
moral of the story: I'm going to stab everyone
do herpes really smell.
Just wrote a paper about alcohol abuse that sounded like my weekend...
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Don't pass out before midnight like you did last year. See how much your year sucked
searching my car for your cum before I have to give my grandma a ride to the airport. Thanks for this
Alive...but barely. Had dinner with my parents tonight which was conveniently located near where i left my car, phone, and self respect
im drunk. people are steering their children away from me. whatever it is that you called for, I assure you that I don't care. have a good night
It's never too late to be topless.
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I'd like to be considered more than just his fuck buddy thanks. IVE BEEN RISKING PREGNANCY FOR SEVEN GODDAMN MONTHS I DESERVE THE TITLE OF GIRLFRIEND
i think you lost all your innocence when you were caught straddling a fence in your thong & cowboy boots by the 40 year old apartment manager
I'm by myself. some Midwest chick is hitting on me because I gave her a deviled egg. I need the distraction.
He just showed up at my house with a giant box of Trojans and a 6-pack of Yoohoo "for a special treat afterwards". I'm in love.
I had a good weekend too...although I cried about the dog in a drunken stupor last night...not one of my finest moments, but it's all water under the bridge.
Didn't think I'd be dancing with the Power Rangers but here I am
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