I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
he was uncircumcised...I HAVE NOT YET REACHED THAT SKILL LEVEL OF DICK
i cant wait to be back in my element of drunk, on a barstool, ive missed home
Dude this deaf chick is totally hot, I just bought an apartment on boner ave
Purse pizza: the pizza you buy before the club, and you eat on the train home. I thought you knew me by now!
To tired for the bar. Came home and drank wine out of the bottle. Kind of don't want to know what that says about my life.
MY roomie made me a chinese name- it's supposed to mean 'the girl of a thousand sins.'
Just made a bong out of a pineapple. So yes.. And champagne is about to be popped
Didn't realize he fucked me in a bed a dog is always in until my face swelled two sizes and I had hives all over my body. This is God's way of punishing me for having amazing sex.
I’ve developed a strange interest in ear wax removal vids on YouTube. Dear god, I need to get a job
Yeahh. im on the phone with him drunk. he told me he found a pigeon in a cardboard box and named it quincy...
he ended the message XOXO, who the fuck does he think he is GossipGirl.
I woke up with my shoes on but pants in the fish tank
apparently i ended up downloading "thats amore", giving him head, and singing it... all at the same time
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