Apparently I ran up to the group of cookie-cutter blonde chicks and screamed "Delta Gamma Nuuuuuuu!" really excitedly and tried to hug them and share fake sorority stories with them.
Drunk tip #47: Its better to overestimate how many plastic bottles itll take to urinate in, rather then underestimate.
We're friends with people in his circle of friends so we're half way in. It's like I've already given him a hand job.
just tripped. bootyfest 2012 will be my engagement party. i saw the whole future. i'm moving to the beach.
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Dont even bother asking why she was dancing with him on top of a door, let alone how the door ended up being used as a table.
there is no excuse for him not showing up to my st. patrick's day party. i touch his dick. i get him on the high holidays.
That dude you fucked three years ago just won Jeopardy
true friends will drive 3 hours to come smoke a couple blunts with you on the bridge where your car broke down
We were debating whether you had hooked up with him. I was right for the record.
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i was the only bi girl at the frat party. i felt like the last cresent roll at thanksgiving
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
My good Christian morals say no, but my complete disregard of anything related to religion says yes
If we were teenagers we would intentionally be trying to burn down this historic landmark
test was negative. but nancy drew has yet to solve the case of the missing period.
Clearly the Stanley Cup Finals good luck hand job IS necessary. You let the whole team down.
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