AHHHH!!! note to self never google image chastity belt omfg
She turned over and said "You smell like my dad, i just can't do this"
At the bar dressed as a taco. not a typo. Come down.
I mean, once you get beat with a dildo you can't look at someone the same
Whiskey shot with bacon bits, our version of Goldschlager WE ARE TRYIN IT.
allie, at least he made an effort and braided his goatee.
He turned me into a screamer. Guess I'm really not a lesbian.
You need to be full form and virile tomorrow so I can live vicariously through your rub and tug.
I had to hose off vomit off my driveway at 9 am.....so hot
Basically I think I'm replacing men/sex with theme parks.
You thought the flashing lights were strobe lights when they were loading you into the ambulance. You asked the EMT if he had any X.
So far 2 of my professors caught me looking at their dicks
I want you to defile me in my childhood bed.
Arrived home from picking Mom and Nana up at the airport to find Marc buck ass nude beneath the Christmas tree. Nana says she always knew I was queer.
Now I know Sunday Funday means fucking till you loose your voice.
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