Nipple clamps can be ambiguous
Just passed a sign for an "adult food and fuel superstore". Wtf does that even mean?
im not sure but a few things come to mind which just makes me giggle
Guys should not giggle. Ever.
My drug dealer just made me a sandwich at the local deli. Starting to question his street cred.
You woke up in the middle of the night and told me we won the sweepstakes, the penis sweepstakes.
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will you please explain to me as to why or how i have a dirtbike tread looking bruise on my back?
in case you blackout.. this is confirmation that yes, you were sitting spread eagle on the kitchen floor chugging pickle juice out of the jar.
She was the shot vending machine at the party. But free.
Whoever said that remembering a girls name is a basic rule for getting laid has never met me.
I'm mad at him and disappointed with you. It's like I put a bunch of effort into a PowerPoint of "what not to do with Zach" to show you and the first bullet point was "do not love him" and you're just disregarding all my effort and friendship.
I have to make mistakes myself to learn from them
FUCK YOU I AM MAKING A POWERPOINT
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Just had a threesome. Girlfriend wasn't a part of it. Broke up with her by sending her a picture of it. Hell is going to be awesome
Please tell me you're not home alone watching Glitter.
Can you see in?
Still pimpin that dick in the cornfields. Now it's just transferred to the local bar.
Went home with a male stripper who looked like Justin Timberlake.. I started singing cry me a river mid sex. When he sang along I fell in love
Am I the only one who saw the used condom in the driveway this morning
i woke up on the couch at 5:24am, hangover, craving for some ribs, but i only had a bag of cheetos and a half empty beer. man what a breakfast.
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