toast her oven
toast her strudel
inspect her gadget
i hope my daughter doesn't end up with cankles. no guy likes cankles.
road dome is illegal, just asked in driving school.
Whats a good hint for stop bitching im gonna give you head
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he just tried to convince me that tylenol is a gateway drug
The difference between you and me last night was that I didn't remember getting into the cab and you didnt know we were in one.
Also I'd like you to set a calendar reminder that goes off every day for you to take 2 minutes to think about what your life would be like without me.
Not sure if it is a new high or new low, but i left a basket on the porch of the sorority I woke up at. It had a description of the Minnie Mouse I woke up next to, and Plan B.
Shoot me. I need tickles, a drink, sushi and a handy
Order is debatable
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Me and the guy at the liquor store are on a first name basis, college is all about networking.
I just want a sensitive guy who will get drunk with me then take me out to steal things. Is that too much to ask?
I'll be back in a hour going with Jason to get his nipples tattooed back on again
Sorry, was sleeping. I heard a rumor that I had a hangover, so I just went with it...
As she came, she moaned Roll Tide. I kid you not.
I've literally slept one hour I'm honestly just surprised you can insult me this early
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