I just heard a teenager say to his friend "dats my baby! i was hittin her up on myspace like gurllll. she got me steamin". must have missed the memo its 2005 and we still use myspace.
WE WERE REALLY IN A PORNO LAST NIGHT
it wasn't sex, it was awkward naked time.
Yeah the sex got weird after I said "who's your daddy?" and she actually moaned her dads name.
you finished all 5 burgers, started crying tears of joy, and then claimed the tears were actually just 'meat sweats' from your eyes
He just came in my nostril. Never look down when a guy is pulling out during missionary.
No that means he must've used the nipple clamps
I was short on money so I let my roommate mase me for $60
I don't know what song to play at my bong's funeral!
If you hear death cries, thats me singing. Just let me be.
Hope you are okay. You were running down the street with shopping cart at one point and yelling "bitches aint shit!"
hahahaha classic. this is why you are going to a college with a hospital right next to it
A cop may or may not have seen my bare ass against the moonlight within the past hour
What's the blow job-backrub exchange rate these days? I've got some killer stress knots
I just thought that if your brother was ever going to invite me over again, he probably shouldn't catch me fucking you in his bathroom.
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