i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
He sent me a video of himself jacking off. I am not kidding.
WTF??? Isn't he married??
Yeah but his wife is at a birthday party and I guess he's bored. LOL
I was watching truelife I'm transgendered. This tranny already got a date a week after getting a vagina. I've had a vagina my entire life and can't get a date.
remember earlier when I said I was over sex with random boys? take it back take it back take it back
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there's no food at this bar, but i'm pretty sure vodka is made of wheat so i'm basically drinking bread.
Hahaha alright after 5 shots I'm not allowed to touch glass or boys with girlfriends.
He's the kind you'd bring home and you'd wake up and all your food would be half eaten on the kitchen floor and all your socks would be missing.
Holy shit, Uber is testing a service to summon an ice cream truck.
Bring me the penis of the founder so I may endlessly fellate him. Or cunnalinge. I don't discriminate.
He had "Bad Bitches Only" tattooed above his dick. I don't know his name but I hope I find him again. I also don't feel that I lived up to the challenge.
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you realize you insisted on them having a dance off to korean music to determine who takes you home?
Do I get bonus points if I get lockjaw after a cosmic blowjob?
This is not the first time I've recognized my body is subconsciously trying to make pizza.
Like pizza and mermaids make up about 1/3 of my thoughts on the weekends.
I just watched my mom pour beer into her vodka and drink it.
I will literally have glitter in my crotch for weeks.
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