The money shot is kinda like the "The End" part of a children's book isn't it?
so i told him i still liked him. he laughed
well, your crazy. what did you expect?
doing washington apple shots with my mom. sunday afternoons suddenly got so much better.
i really wish someone from a royal background would fuck me so i could literally say i was 'royally fucked'.
My water bill is like twice the normal amount. I need a boyfriend.
Do I even want to know?
It's a Lindsey's Going to Jail Theme party.
My cab driver just texted me 'goodnight beautiful'. I think my 'desperate for a guy phase' has just moved into a fuck my life phase.
Thanks for stopping me from letting that 14 year old feel my boobs. Thanks.
during charades she pointed to herself and you guessed 'girl who wants to fuck me'
I don't know what to tell you, usually I would just ask if they'd like to meet the captain. If you can't get laid it's your problem.
I've fucked 6 of my brothers' friends. I'm completely fine with him fucking the girl we ate lunch with.
Like I feel like I use my high IQ for the wrong things
I can measure my amount of vomit in solo cups.
I want to fuck the side burns off of Steve.
I gave him breakup sex, AGAIN
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