Fell asleep in bio again. Sometimes i feel like college is just one really expensive nap.
dipping my christmas cookies in kaluha. santa would be proud.
so its thursday, which means its time to resume communication with you
I envy you so much. I get girls who pee on my floor and you get girls who leave in the middle of the night
I called for backup and had two guys carry him to the shower. The bigger guy offered to wash his hair.
Also we saw a clown getting arrested. Rochester is weird.
Drunk naked twister. My place. Heath is trying to use his dick as a third leg.
Look bro I'll go half per boob with you, we split her.
He kept squeezing my butt and telling me how smart I was
Drink drank drunk tankkkkn, LETS GO
I just watched my high school guidance counselor pee in the backyard of this party.
Dude how much would someone have to pay you to get you to slide your vagina across a bald man's head because Honestly I'd do it for the experience alone. but money would be nice too\n\nI'm thinkin like 500 bucks. Maybe 700
Why are you like this.
I like to make sure they know it's casual by giving then a high five after sex
Apparently the girl he banged in the bathroom yelled at him for hitting on me all night. But whatever, he was holding her hand for most of it
I ran into the marine at the grocery store. Its like my vag and his penis have this way of finding each other when I least want it.
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