thus making me awesome and them whores
So he saw that playlist i made with his name as the title. i think he's creeped out that I have 106 songs that remind me of him
Just beat my spinning in office chair record. Almost puked. Totally worth it.
It will be a surprise...all i can say is stripper clown
with your flexibility, and the size of my penis, amazing things are possible.
No that means he must've used the nipple clamps
I smoked a bowl while he ate me out, you need to change your major to match making asap. You are a guru of love.
The last time I thought I had a UTI, I ended up having herpes. Sooo.. This time in preparing myself for cancer or death.
if i ever wake up in the morning and don't feel a boner in my asscrack then this relationship is over
I feel like I beer bonged a ton of asbestos
Being on probation is a nice change of pace. It's refreshing to wake up and know what I did last night.
Nothing says "single girl" quite like Pinot Grigio and canned ravioli at 11:30 pm....
I'm not dealing with this wiskey dick shit, 2016 is the year of hard dicks
YOLO is a great motto until you end up with Chlamydia
I think I'm emotionally ready to start being a slut again. I'm excited.
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