Last night I broke through a door, was hospitialized, arrested, and threw my shoe at a bouncer. This summer is gonna be fuckin sick.
there should be a rule against ugly people hooking up.
yeah...but then what would the ugly people do? hook up with pretty people? yeahhh..don't see that happening in the near future. plus i'm not okay with that.
we fucked to don't stop believing. most epic sex EVER.
You brought out the iron board layed it on the ground in the middle of everyone and passed out for the night
I have a spoon shaped bruise on my ass...
Does having a sippy cup full of wine, at an outlet mall, qualify you as 'having a problem'?
It's all coming back to me. I drank moonshine from a milk carton from a guy named tomohawk last night.
He just stared me dead in the eye as he continued to beat off. Then said "you were going to catch me sooner or later".
Unless you're gonna start buying my underwear, you have got to stop ripping it off of me.
Told some guy to hold your weave while you "tried" to kick his girlfriends ass...
There something liberating about walking through the dorm hallways without pants on.
I never thought I would have to put a band-aid on my penis.
I'm determined to sit on that face.
He tripped and fell all the way to the ground and then stood right back with out spilling a drop of his 3/4 full glass of rum and coke. It was like watching something from the matrix
He woke up and decided to go for a swim in the lake... At about 3am... With his dogs
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