So I had sex in the woods... it was just as dirty as you'd expect it would be.. and not in a good way.
Where you at
assisting at a photo shoot in williamsburg till 7ish. wassup?
Doesn't matter. I already jerked off in your bed.
i was puking in the toilet, he walked in and to talk to me and started puking in the sink.. Could this be my perfect man??
I am spending my work day planning my weekend drinking schedule
When were having sex he was mumbling some guys name. If he wasn't as hot as he is I'd be concerned.
Smoked a joint and chugged some pepto. Feeling a lil better... Not sure which is working..... Gonna keep doing both.....
That's the point of day drinking, get fucked up by 6pm so you can get stuff done the next day. It's the adult thing to do.
we're like Indians of the 21st century. trading not for food and survival but personal gain and by trouble you mean getting daytime drunk and going to the roller ring then yes.
I think if I set up a series of baby gates up the stairs each one more difficult to undo then the last that should be able to stop your drunk vagina.
I have managed to reach the 'after meth poster look' before lunch here...
I just climbed out the passenger side of my car because there was a spider on mine. I'm doing adulthood right
Hey before you quit, let me sell drugs to your boss at least one more time
We ran out of toilet paper so Ive been using coffee filters
Do you remember last night?
Just that I fell down a hill with my penis out and the emt talked to me.
So I woke up this morning to find my laptop open, with a google search for "where to buy marble", and a hungover naked northern girl in my bed who told me that I claimed to be a sculptor last night and that I promised to sculpt a bust of her hands...
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