i just google searched 'can you pop your ovary'
T-minus about 54 seconds until I am too high to speak English.
I'm jealous
My throat feels like a candle.
my text book just quoted the cookie monster
Should we discuss the rug burns on my back or just save that for a separate conversation
You "were" hungover, which is past tense. So that gives you no excuse not to go out tonight.
I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
The bad decision stars are too close to aligning to risk this tonight.
This makes me miss penis. Not in a horny way... but in a sad, sentimental way.
I was just too high to be in rapids man. I just screamed for the entire time I was jostling about.
He managed to crash an entire train of shopping carts into a wall. I think he noticed my implants.
And I'm determined to make an Eiffel Tower happen sometime. I just don't know who will take the pic (first world sex problem?)
I just really hate taking care of things... If I can't fill it with liquor I'm not sure what to do with it.
Jager makes that raccoon appear... The one that shits in a basket in my living room.
I had the hottest doctor assess me at the hospital. He smelled like heaven and sex.
What happened to you last night?
SO. MANY. SHOTS.
Randomize
