im letting my talent of no gag reflex go to waste
just realized we made a drinking game to how many times they say "hakuna matata" in the lion king last night... hello sophomore year.
I think he's on the stoner protein diet. I just saw him, at 3 am, spreading mayo on a slice of deli ham and sprinkling salt on top.
I got kicked out because I puked again I'm on the fire truck outside
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she's living proof man. somebody has literally pissed in the gene pool
I almost had to get my pinky cut off. Wow I'm so happy. We won beer olympics so i didnt hahaha
I'm not sure, 7-8, the last bit was a rush of at least three blended together. Basically you fucked me so stupid that I can't even recall the number of orgasms.
So you know, I'm making that my facebook status.
She just told me her legs are numb and that she dedicated her karaoke of ice ice baby to her 4 month old son.
putting weed in the twinkies box was possibly the best idea you've ever had
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I can't ever date him again. Whenever I see his face I just remember helplessly pissing myself in my car.
I've counted 3,503 loops of fabric on my carpet so far. FUCK YOU ACID!!!
Final Summary: could he eat a lit sparkler? Probably. Could he do it while peeing off the roof? I'll tell you when you get to the ER.
sigh, if only his dick was as big as his mouth
he kissed both of us goodnight when we dropped him off...I didn't know if I was more offended or impressed
And by "have lunch together" you mean me giving you a blow job in the back of your Tahoe, right?
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