I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
And secondly i just said i'd pay ten dollars to have sex with you
Note: footlong is not the password to the subway wi fi network.. p.s- im super high
I don't know what you drank last night but you really enjoyed the 4 egg body shots.
he had a dikembe mutombo jersey on, was swatting peoples drinks out of their hand and wagging his finger in their face everytime he did it.
I want to be done crawling through windows but the sex is too good to stop...but I'm running out of excuses for where the bruises on my legs are coming from.
There were midgets. And vodka. If you don't appreciate the awesomeness of that sentence, read it again.
I know it sucks but it's just something that needs to be done though. Like shaving ur pubes or going to the dentist.
So, we estimated there is at least 40 pounds of boob in our house.
Now that makes it sound like you had sex with a guy in batman costume and you never took the mask off so you can't 100 percent be sure.
Do you guys think there will be a coke-for-Molly barder at bonnaroo?
I told you I missed you and you said you missed me as much as you miss a urinary tract infection. I get it. You're still mad.
I almost forgot to feel shameful, if that answers your question.
Bro I needs to be rescued in 30 mins...prfeebly someone died in a car accident needs to be the excuse
I told him you forbid me to sleep with him so he needs to accept that.
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