Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
Can you believe The 5th Element didn't get best fight scene in 1997?! I'm still bitter. 12 years later.
Haha how do you remember that?
HOW COULD I FORGET?!
SOME GIRL ON THE STAIRS IN FRONT OF ME JUST FARTED AND IT WENT STRAIGHT INTO MY MOUTH!
i've officially fucked a sailor, a policeman and a biker. I've never noticed my Village People fetish until now...
im almost positive that in mid thrust she told me she was pro choice
he came in the shower with me...i thought it was going to be nice and romantic...until he started peeing on my leg.
I face planted right in front of a cop. He looked at me, shook his head, mumbled "freshman" under his breath, helped me up and told us to get home safely. I love college.
its warm now so i can go back to sleeping with guys based on their fuckability rather than how much warmth they generate.
I was drunk petting a fox and taking shots of Jager. That's about as outdoorsy as it gets.
I stole something. Which direction out are you guys gonna go
he says he is going to get you very high and make you leave the country with him
possibly by boat
I feel like we have both made good decisions regarding our vaginas lately
Yeah,I'm just gonna keep fucking other guys til this idiot figures out he loves me.
Well I didn't spend $7 on an Uber just to get limp dick
that is very illegal...i love you.
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