Good. I was naked most of the night. But sometimes I would wear my tux vest...But only my tux vest. It was classy
just saw someone puke all over a michigan fan. he didn't even flinch.
we've already established he's totally wasted. but now he's just sitting at his computer, doing i don't know what, and he keeps saying "dammmn girl" in a really low whisper
For someone who "only drinks patron" your lack of pickiness with men alarms me
remember the used condom we threw behind my bed? my mom found it and is accusing me and making a big deal out of it,
Haha! You pissed me off, so I actually told her to go look behind your bed. Good thing I moved to Nevada, so your dad can't kick my ass. Good luck bitch.
I woke up with my left arm looking like it got mauled by a lion. Oo and she said someone broke her car window.
Just realized these events may be related.
Seriously he's so hot. And it's so hard to flirt with a deaf guy
Things I woke up with this morning: half a mcmuffin, orange hair, one shoe and a friendly german man. Tequila was a brilliant idea.
Golf group in front of us has 2 hooker caddies. One guy was getting a lap dance as he waited to tee off. Only in vegas.
I just found that video of you jumping onto my exercise ball feet-first and face-planting into my shoe rack.
All of her cloths were on our coffee table this morning. The only things she left with last night were her shoes and Scott
Sally, Your mom and my mom hooked up in college, we must uphold this tradition.
I mean I only got hit in the ass with ONE firework
Just passed the animal clinic parking lot I had to pull over to puke in during welcome week. I can almost hear the dogs barking at my shame again.
On a scale of 1 to hungover I’m definitely throwing up at the office today.
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