Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
nothing like a negative hiv test and a bag of condoms to brighten my day.
I don't think requesting him as a BBM contact is proper protocol following vomming in his bed.
I love having a boyfriend. I just ate pancakes with regular syrup and chocolate syrup, I havent shaved my legs in a week, and Im still going to get laid tonight.
fuck. you.
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judging by my wet hair I would guess I showered at the bartenders apt last night?
I guess birthday shots aren't always the answer
Before I roll over explain to me why you're naked and on my floor.
I've given up for the day already. I just wanna eat cheesecake and hide from her.
I was just laying in bed wondering if there's more important things in life than cheese stuffed pretzels.
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Nothing says Merry Christmas like gifting a bottle of rum and finishing it yourself then leaning over at the dinner table to puke it back up.
You may want to re-read your sent texts from last night. You were texting me about your "fire shits" spelled 6 different ways between 3 and 5:30 AM.
I can't take my grandparents out somewhere where I've fucked half the staff.
The more I think about it, the more convinced I am that I'm the solution to all of T-Swift's guy problems.
He fired me, I fucked his wife, we're even I think...
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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