Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
five shots of tequila, anal and 3 cigarettes. not my best idea on a saturday afternoon.
just caught my little brother jacking off the family pet
Come on the kid is gayer than me
Like the straightest thing he could do right now is take it up the butt
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Scratch that. Lia's boy toy's brother has a gorilla costume. This is gonna be great.
You wanted to speak to the manager of mcdonalds as to why a "bag of cheeseburgers" isn't a menu option.
Okay I've seen like three girls walking around crying today. Weird?
everyone's regretting their thursdays.
She begged me for sex again. I felt like I was telling a homeless person I didn't have any change.
I'm in a corner eating carrots and drinking champagne. I've hit a new kind of low.
How is that low? I love carrots.
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I want a battle ostrich, get me a battle ostrich and then come and make love to me
I tried to trade my phone for pizza last night. I guess I had priorities last night
Started crying to "that's the way it is" by celine. What the fuck uterus?!
Before getting out of the car, she said "Thanks for getting me off." I like how polite she is.
WHO TURNS DOWNA FRESHLY WAXED VAGINA IN A MAIDS COSTUME LITERALLY LAYING IN YOUR BED
You don't understand. This boy has the Mona Lisa of cocks.
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