He introduced her to the DMA meeting by saying: in the past few years i've never seen someone work so hard for so little success
Godddamnit i jsu woke up in oharee. My connecxtion left an hro ago. Thosse flight atttendants can DRinK
wtf. i just found you're porn stash.
u like it?
NOT THE POINT.
this islike a room full of reasons why i should be in prison
i will be the first lesbian to ever fail women's studies.
You came back with four clearly unattractive women and wanted to throw a dance party in my room.
Let's go get our ovaries removed together. It'll be like bonding by getting mani/pedis, but with more vicodin and less unwanted pregnancies.
I can't talk to her. I know entirely too much about her genitals to hold a conversation without mentioning them.
Well who could blame her. I would run away from me if I could.
Theres either a bag of coke in my pocket or a bag of anthrax, either way last night got way to serious
SHE SITS THERE LIKE A DICK LIKE AN ACTUAL DICK JUST LIMP AND DUMB AND BLAH
If there is a ladylike way to throw up in your favorite toilet, I just did it.
I didn't want to see any of his nipples and now I've seen all three. Thanks.
I woke up with a bunch of jolly ranchers and an eight ball in my purse. Successful
The box said 94% effective prevention of pregnancy if used correctly but God knows I’m not gonna use it right so let’s adjust that to like a 70%
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