Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
Is it sad that I'm on the stopduiaz.com website and there is a cute boy but it will never work between us because hes in jail for 17.5 years?
Um.. is it mean if I say yes?
How would my first penpal letter even go? "Hey saw you on stopduiaz.com, sucks you killed that motorcyclist. Whats your favorite thing to do on the weekend?"
It was annoying to wait 4 hour for him to be inside for 5 seconds.
I'm about to tackle a 10 year old off a sea doo
i took it, then realized you live 3 ours away. but if you start driving now, im almost positive I'll still be hard
I can't believe you're trying to guilt me into a blow j because a tornado made you homeless.
Is it working?
he tried to catch his projectile vomit...then went back to beer pong
I just power puked in the office bathroom.. blew blood vessels in my eyes and now I'm ready for a donut.... success
Based on the fact my iPad is covered in pizza, I'm going to assume I ate pizza last night
struggle bus is officially taking me on a road trip to hell. If this is just the first destination, I'll jump out the fucking window.
Yes I peed all over myself and lost both my credit cards, who wants to know?
She just asked me if I was going to stay the night. I responded "I know that we are upside down".
I think about him when I masturbate so I guess you could call it love
What has my life become? I'be officially recruited my fuck buddy for help getting my ex back.
I had a threesome last night with my fiance' and our soon to be best man. Everyone is surprisingly chill about it this morning. Is this any indication of what the wedding night will be like?
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