my weekend in 10 words or less: hot friend of a friend, open bar, beach house, sore. In that order too.
I think I ordered pizza when I got home. The email said the delivery time was noon today. So if that shit shows up I am the most amazing drunk on the planet.
I cant believe Lindsay Lohan feels like this every day
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
You told him you loved him!?
I mean if he translated "Zi luve ku" as that then yes.
My dad told me my only assignment from now til graduation is to not die. it's a legit concern for him.
Its become more of a routine.. Whenever I get done eating and have left overs I just take it over to his house and throw it all over the walls and windows. Pay backs a bitch ehhhh
found glitter on my cock. thank you for bringing me to that dance recital.
All I wanted was a "this is what America feels like" blowjob before I left. Is that too much to ask for?
Yeah? Well I'm currently predrinking downstairs in my room by myself. Absolut and water with a hint of mint because I'm using the glass I keep my toothbrush in. Fuck, you bitches better get off work soon.
It wasn't a great time! You grabbed me, picked me up, and make me pee in the sink!
the party picked up after I got pretty drunk...I got kicked in the fucking head by a tiny lesbian...she was 5'1" I did not think she could do it...i was very wrong
Steven and I talked about running for office again today. It's fucked that my 3 dream jobs are marijuana bakery owner, bar owner, and president.
Hangover and judgement, the breakfast of champions.
u ever get horny for food. i ordered a bunch of crepes and its doin it 4 me
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