quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
my history teacher totally just suggested that we record his lectures and play drinking games with them later so that we pay attention to the material.
You were competing with my dog to see who had the stronger bark....
BAHHAHHAHHAHAHHA SOME ASS IS BIYING NE DRHBKS. DRUBK
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I feel a five day drunk coming on.
If we laid all the dicks that's have been inside of us end to end it would be as tall as 4 story building. 40 feet of dicks.
My vagina needs her own mother sometimes.
I need a nap, Harry Potter movies, and dick in this exact order after work.
This Christmas I would like to thank Jesus for cocaine.
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It's ok, I did squats with my bottle of wine before I opened it. That counts as the gym since I won't be getting there haha
Woke up to your boyfriend in my bed last night. What's that about?
no real plans this weekend. trying to derail the alcohol induced fucking hell train I've been riding for the past three weeks.
How... how did you get Adam Lambert's shoes? Does he know you have them? DID YOU STEAL ADAM LAMBERT'S SHOES?! Oh my God I am so turned on right now.
she said. She was going to, and I quote, "put her vagina inside my dick".
Okay. Did I say I did anything unusual? Because I usually do weird stuff. Did I clean mirrors? My mirrors are really clean, and I think I remember having windex..
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