I'm at the bar with Ashley what should I do?
humiliate her
We should see who can shotgun a beer faster over iPhone FaceTime
Appropriately today was the first time I've ever GTL'd. I can't believe I made fun of this,it's rather relaxing.
dont worry it didnt get any better. she locked herself in his room and was screaming at the top of her lungs "IM GUNA PEE ON YOUR BED"
We made out while a LIT cigarette dangled out of the side of his mouth. Disturbing or slightly erotic?
Just found out my ex boss was running a whore house in the bar. Time to remove her as a reference?
When I said to shut up, I meant it. I'm sorry you have a bald spot now, but it was necessary.
Taco Bell drive through. Chick got out of the car in front of us and threw up on the hood of my car!
Not okay.
And after getting thrown out of the frat house, getting carried up the hill for a half an hour, puking 5 times, and almost getting stopped by campus security, she still insisted he sleep with her. Gotta give her credit, even blacked she kept her eyes on the prize
Going to jail was so much more fun than I thought it would be. I feel like I walked away with more than just a bomb-ass mugshot, I feel like I made some life long friends.
Celebratory bar crawl?
just once i'd like to actually BE there for your crazy drunk stories instead of just getting the play-by-play by people who can't remember half of it
I wonder what dick looks like without astigmatism?
Just in case you blacked out, we had sex, you came in me, we need plan B, we fell off your top bunk, broke your roommates chair, i still like you, but i'm in pain and am going to bed
snapping my married booty call and next thing I know a plan b ad pops up
I just puked into a clean basket of laundry.
Randomize
