So what's the moral of this story? Aside from 'lesbians hold grudges'?
i woke up with someone drivers licenses in my wallet this am...he said i don't have a business card so just take my drivers license
my 12 year old sister just told me how admirable it was that i felt comfortable going out with my friends dressed "like that"
Well, technically I had a shirt on, it was just around my waist.
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finally cleaned my dorm for the first time all year. bleach is awesome.
You kept saying,"there's a seahorse in my stomach, who's trying escape". This was after the curtains attacked you.
He won't sleep with me again until I commit...
Run. There is other dick in the sea, less clingy dick.
I feel strange, like something is off with my body
Yeah that's called sobering up, we've been drunk for the past 4 days
I woke up still drunk to a beautiful tattooed columbian man making me pancakes. How's your memorial day?
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Well, you've continued the theme of living with people who's dicks I've sucked.
You told him about your cats? I told his friend to put his dick in my mouth, and you talked about cats!?
Your friend gave me you're number. I was the guy locked behind the book shelf.
I think you have the wrong number, but I hope you escaped your library-prison?
I hid a TracFone in her bra. We'll find her tomorrow.
sexting while watching Peter Pan the Musical! something just doesn't seem right here
Xanax and full house Tuesday is now Percocet Sunday
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