i just googled 'classy porn'. high, low, i dunno i just got bored of cum shots.
at least after i hook up with someone i have the decency to ignore them
i was surprised by the severity of his small dick condition
We're at that point in our relationship where sweatpants sex has become acceptable...
I need to find my pants, a way out of here, and a cheeseburger.
She just started grabbing all the hospital's rubber gloves and face masks and shoving them in her purse, saying, "My tax money paid for these!"
Just cleaned someone else's sperm off of my bedroom wall. Never throwing a house party again.
note to self: shower sex when you have 7 stitches in your leg is never a good idea. never.
Been trying to fuck him since december. Finally got him into bed and he was uncircumcised. Why do bad things happen to good people?
the reputation of my dick game is on the line. You're killing the team, here, G
Cheers to being single today. There's an entire box of franzia with my name on it.
He looked me deeply in the eyes and said "I don't want this to be the last time I see you.. Can I follow you on Instagram"
I feel like my cat and I are playing mind games. I need more friends.
he played intl players anthem 4me and ate a strawberry out of my pussy
We finally gave up searching because everything had started to look like flip flops
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