Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
I remember saying "sorry" to the blunt before throwing it out the window
She asked me why I was wearing a Batman Suit. Have I ever needed a reason to wear a Batman Suit?
He dumped me and I don't wanna fuck his best friend for revenge. Is this what maturity feels like?
I returned her cell phone that I found in the bathroom, I felt the stretcher and the ambulance was enough of a learning experience.
the two person party stopped when i realized that he tried to throw a hammer at my head.
if you do the accent, i'll wear the eyepatch
We'll just play it by vagina and see where it leads us
I woke up with a bagel in my mouth, still ate it. Free breakfast
He also ordered me a vibrator last week, so the flowers kind of balance it out
Well he has a golden retriever set as his background so there's no way he was filming us having sex
He told me that he'd ride his snowmobile from Cincinnati to Toledo in this blizzard just so I could give him head.
Which president had the biggest dick?
Take your time, I'll wait
I checked her ID this morning. Lets just say...she's older than my mom
I'm just hitting the tip of the iceberg on accents for this trip...so basically my panties are done for.
Randomize
