3:38a: you guys up to anything right now?
please. tell me to stop eating out of the trash.
"what do u think of parents raising kids to be peeping toms" said guy on bus 2 me
have you ever wondered what it would feel like to stick those coneheads in your vaj
omg every time its on
in a basement doing blow off a prince dvd next to a chick in a saddam mask
grad school is all the worst parts of undergrad, without the binge drinking and bad decisions to make up for it
why im i the only drunk person in the library?
drunk enough to think that masterbating in the pool is an awesome idea
Dude that bathroom stall was not tall enough to be doing lines in, guys kept peeking over and giving us high fives
He just kept screaming "I have democratic immunity" as the cops dragged him into the car.
I am on my usual post-jerkoff high of eternal happiness. Like I could punch a fucking tiger.
With great liquor, comes great irresponsibility. Remind me of this night tomorrow.
I need to stop acting like a porn star that isn't getting paid
Don't forget to bring $1s for the strippers. Make it rain!!!!
Thanks, mom, will do
I hope you know, that by sending me a cat meme back, you've entered in a cat picture battle; which never has an end in sight.
The duel has begun.
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