apparently you CAN get banned from Nascar.
I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.
Yeah! I got cockblocked by the blizzard last night. Lost girl on way to my apartment. Not a joke
positive spin of the day: since my nose is blocked from allergies cleaning the puke this morning was much easier
The theme is smores and alcohol. Dress appropriately.
Fuck. These are the symptoms I had when I was pregnant. This could be bad.
I came home to my brother stoned out of his mind. He got a high score on COD and asked me to have a celebration yogurt with him.
You are mentally unprepared to be exposed to my degree of perversion.
I was standing when I hit it. I barely made it to the couch before the walls started turning into people.
And now thanks to shrooms we all got a terrifying glimpse of what goes on in his head. I will not say I didn't see it coming when it turns out he made a suit out of people's skin
Also, I'm sat on the floor drinking cava because life is just not working for me tonight.
Tell me about it I woke up on your couch with only my underwear on and a 26 year old wrapped around me. I thought my thirties would be different.
Two days later and my throat is still sore. That bong is a double edged sword.
some dude just accurately guessed my height and bra size.. that is cup AND inches around. creepy, yet impressive
My hungover walk of shame was interrupted by a stranger on a balcony throwing me a beer to shotgun... at 10 a.m....
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