I just want you to know that me val and amanda are drinking on top of a hill lookig at the chicago skyline drinking icehouse and we just peed in public.
Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
I just watched the Dark knight, Maggie Gylennhaal looks like Katie Holmes after a stroke
i stapled my math hw together with an ear ring, too ghetto?
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you assured me you'd make it home safe because your pizza rolls were waiting up for you.
You were plastered and wouldn't stop telling this hot girl about your plan to graffiti a church in easter colored spray-paint saying that Jesus was a Zombie... she kept saying her father was a pastor...
so it turns out, not only do the doormen judge the girls I bring home, but they rate them.
She literally just puked and rallied AT HER OWN WEDDING. Welcome to White Trash town, America.
For when you/if you wake up tomorrow.. You broke 4 of the bar's glasses tonight and I am currently watching you as you ride the broom around the bar instead of cleaning up your mess. I am no longer able to come up with excuses for you.
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Dude, you sent that text at 9:44 AM. Who thinks of drugs that early?
Guess the answer to the last 2 texts right and you'll get a boob shot tonight. Guess wrong and it will be a picture of a used, boogery kleenex.
I complimented him on his choice of carpeting while he was humping me.
In a weird way, I don't want to stalk him on Facebook. I want to find out what's wrong with him the old-fashioned way. Is this what it means to be romantic?
I think your dick broke my retainer, I normally wouldnt care but my orthodontist died and I don't want my first appt to be blow job broken retainer with a new ortho.
just in the smoking shack with my sister cheering on a caterpillar make its cocoon
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