Come to wood. Julia is putting pants on. We must stop her.
His fingers had 12 years of piano lessons behind them. my ex has been put to shame by a finger
I'm so proud of your ability to turn my Charlie horse last night into anal sex.
we are watching a video on ethics because somebody wrote "butt sex" on the attendance sign in sheet
I don't care if shes your sisters age. Once someone is on my to do list theres only one way to get them off it
Just received a visit from the Ghost of Bad Decisions Past. Kind of weird 90% of the flashbacks happened in the same sixteen month span, the rest happened at Taco Bell.
No. I just want to cuddle and talk about our feeling. Of course this a booty call.
He told me his cum shot melted the paint on his bedroom wall and asked if I want to see it
Take your time. I'm mowing the lawn. In the dark. Drunk.
Oh, in response to your "does dating get better" question...I feel like penises are getting smaller nowadays. Its been several years since I saw a good 8+ incher.
Fuck that guy and his dumb haircut and awesome dick
He kept telling me my vagina was a pleasure cave... I ended up just taking it as a complimetn
I don't know where you went, but if you're anywhere near the liquor, pour me another drink
I could have sworn that I went home last night... but judging from the couch I just woke up on, apparently not.
My last Google search was 'can an impotent man have sex'. I don't even want to know what I did with that guy.
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