Did we have sex?
No you put the condom on then passed out on the bed so I left
I don't understand why some guys want to have a huge conversation while standing at the urinal with cock in hand...
If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
soooo.. i guess the cop said he'd drop the charges if i go to some AA meetings and i said fuck AA. not one of my better choices.
Can you imagine it being physically possible any other way unless the cows are unnaturally flexible
He left an unopened 12 pack of beer by my bed. I guess that's his way of saying thanks for the sex..
Just farted cum and thought I shit myself. Crisis averted tho
We have video of him nailing the sex doll to my wall and putting all the monopoly pieces in her nose
I feel like my teeth are sweating.
We both paused during sex to do the clap during the Friends theme song. Soulmates.
You need to simmer down or I'm going to buy you a labia leash.
No one likes wet exercise unless it's vigorous sex in the shower
You're best friend just tackled me....naked....brought me to his room where he had freshly baked cinnamon rolls. I didn't know he could cook
for the record im never blowing a guy on the toilet again, that was sad and degrading
You like pics of my balls that much?
I am at the store looking at frames as we text...
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