i asked him to tell me something nice and he said "your vagina is really tight."
So apparently when I roll on X I find 'dick ina box' not only hilarious but also sexually arousing.
i just got cum up my nose. i would have expected more from the captain of the men's lacrosse team
dude literally just took me 4 trips to take out the recycling from last night. we need to have parties like this more often
were lost, were cold and we don't know what to do with the stray cat we found.
This year I'm going to try NOT getting arrested. I think the 30th birthday is the cutoff for calling Mom to bail me out.
It's totally ok to sleep with him. The only place I have feelings for him is in my vagina.
Props to the guy on crutches playing edward forty hands. Dedicated to drinking games is an understatement.
So fucking hammered. Is this all spelled right? I'm holding it up to my eye. I am on a boulder. I feel like an owl
My sister was borrowing my phone when the sext came through. She just said "wow. He's got a nice dick!" Then went on like nothing happened. Outed by a dick pic and its no big deal. Best sister ever.
I was told that I need a reference for my blow job skills. Be expecting a phone call tomorrow.
I mentioned the porn thing he mentioned a brother it all kinda just came together
We had a quickie at work in the office. He walked out before me, and I fell asleep while waiting a few minutes to walk out. Yeah. He's got that change your life dick
IT'S FUCKING BABY SEASON ON FACEBOOK. MY VAGINA WANTS TO THROW UP
It's a charity event and she's wearing a cocktail dress drinking a 40... I found my future wife
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