so tomorrow. i'm thinking coinstar then adderall?
Please stop sending me picture messages of your shit. Seriously. I don't care if it looks like popcorn chicken.
Woke up this morning 8 levels higher in Call of Duty then when I started drinking... told you I was better when I was drunk.
She forgot my birthday again. How do you forget something that came out of your vagina???
Kinda wish I banged him. I need the exercise.
She climbed through the window and into my bed. Not even sure who she is. Was thinking she might be a friend of yours?
Just crossed the line from casual pregrame to public intoxication. Shotgunning in a bus shelter.
I got used. This is the happiest day of my life. I was just a huge cock and that is all she needed.
We woke up under the ping pong table holding hands.
If drawing me a picture of his dick in draw something is flirting then he is doing it wrong.
I feel like the devil slapped me in the face with his dick.
Birthday success
You invited the cop in for a "Celebrity shot"
Why am I getting texts saying are you ready for this butthole? Help
I just got hit on at the bar by a guy who used his mother as a wingman, she was pretty convincing. Only in Stratford.
Cancun blessed me with a drinking problem
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