Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
Yeah and Nick is shooting his loaded 9mm in his backyard.
and the officer said have you been drinking
and i said NOO SIR.
and he said, I am a woman.
i cant decide if i should go fuck j*** or keep watching real genius
I'll listen to your side of the story when you stop being such a whore.
I can't ever handle being "that girl" again. At least not until next semester.
who said I'd never amount to anything...i just won 'most enthusiastic' at my poledancing class
Sorry about that whole "setting your deck on fire" thing.
Definitely need to find a less healthy bootycalls. All this bitch got in her fridge is feta, English muffins and wheat grass. What the fuck can I make with that???
Found 2 Coors, problem solved.
There was enough sluts here for 2 threesomes to happen at the same time, and you still struck out. What did you do to piss off karma so much?
I give up. I can't handle that class sober any longer. I have an army of whiskey shooters for the next three weeks. Wish me luck.
This was the first time I've ever pushed myself until I vomited. Sorry, random couple laying on a dock at 8:30am. I would have picked a better spot so you didn't have to watch/listen to me vomit, but you guys were being MAD quiet. I had no idea you were there.
im pretty sure the interns at this hospital have gotten hotter
she is like a cock bee. instead of going from flower to flower she goes from cock to cock
I can still taste the Jäger. I'm gonna shoot myself.
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