That girl would be way hotter if she changed her face.
Standing here next to my mom talking to my friend trying to act like he doesn't sell me E every weekend.
Sorry I couldn't get my dick out
no i did not stop my best friend from eating out my sister...bros before hoes
I love how all these freshman girls think that they can wear what they wore last summer... freshman 15 at its skankiest
still wasted. at home depot . just threw up in one of the demo showers. not okay.
He just called shotgun on the way to the squad car.
its hard to take this fight seriously when one dude is an oompa loompa, and the other is a "g spot"
i woke up wearing her shoes. this night isn't going on my highlight reel
sitting on my lesbian neighbors couch, sexting, & eating a burrito.. that single
Just a heads up, i'm sleeping in te back seat of your car so don't be freaked out when you see me in the A.M.
If you are breathing, I want you at your house. No non-breathing-related excuses.
My only regret this past weekend is abusing only 3 substances when I could have done so much more.
God if that man would just have sex with me every time I got mad life would be so much easier...
I don't know when he had the time to do it but he dug a hole in our basement like the shawshank redemption
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