Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
I walked up to her and said hello and wanted to ask her if she had fun last night... she asked me if we had met before.
Everything was going good until she wanted to update her status...You forgot to close pterodactyl porn from this morning. Clothes went back on.
I woke up at 2 in my clothes with a defrosted steak in my pocket, no drinky this week at all.
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I sorta feel bad for the actual person in my fake id that got a drunk in public charge.
Dude. I kneed him in the face and gave him a black eye. It's like a constant reminder of our hookup. I feel like herpes. I never go away...
It's like the last supper of drinking before the summer ends
he got kicked out of the bar for falling asleep on the mechanical bull.. then freaked on us cause we wouldnt go to the strip club with him
There are two women in my bed. I'm gonna have a bowl of noodles so I can better understand my success.
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Haha he puts me in a mood mix of annoyed and... "just get in my pants"
He was "hot guy in the dark". One of us had to sleep with him. I took the bullet you're welcome.
I moved to this city Tuesday and got laid Saturday. Still got it.
Let's just say, I will never again lick an asshole.
She threw my purse across the room almost broke a lamp and this all started bc she forgot what an air mattress was
Not even a manhunt keeps my brother and his friends from the bars
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