I would have done the walk of shame but I couldnt walk
some girl had on jean underwear. i hate america.
I swallowed your vile semen and you don't know what color my fucking eyes are!?
Just saw 3 10-year olds in business suits drinking iced coffees at the cafe. I'm officially a failure if these kids have jobs and I don't.
People Are Arguing Over This Guy’s Petty Reaction To Splitting Lunch With His Co-Worker
Dude, we somehow need to leave discretely with the toilet brush.
it was my 21st birthday. took an old mans walker so i could stay till last call. reasonable right?
But when he came on my stomach I noticed how tan I was!
two fat guys on crotch rockets just invited me to 'party' with them at a del taco. why does this keep happening to me?
It was scary, we all screamed. Never make mimosas in a car.
Girl Logs Into Twitter Only To Find Out Her Dad Is Trending For The Most Outrageous Reason
Can I sell my birth control in a yard sale?
I saved him as teletubby in my phone....that can't be a good sign. I'm not answering.
I traded him cumming in my face for a year for a Disney annual pass. One giant leap back for feminism, one small step for the adult child Disney fan.
Just tried to do a line with a snorkel I cut off... that is how my Aruba trip is going!
Well statistically J has a 1 in 3 chance of hospitalization when downtown
And a 3 for 3 for disapeearing
Be quiet or buzz aldrin will come beat you up with science