How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
Of course he got arrested. He was wearing a toga. Even Tom Hanks couldn't act sober in a toga.
she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
So I feel bad, Ross is asking questions, I think they need to know it's a Spanish lesbian bar
I hope you realize, I'm counting on you as my wingman next semester. It's your turn to advertise another man's penis. I did my tour all freshman year.
Don't count me out just yet. Considering bartering a blowjob to see if that boy from work will take my shift.
dude, apparently i tried to force feed my grandma bananas last night.
I hate that he uses me for something other than sex. What does he think I am? His girlfriend? Ha.
I'm gonna lurk in the mother fucking bushes and watch karma take him down like a gimpy gazelle.
I think i just threw up blood. i can't chill right now;
But seriously who drew a dick on a tortilla and nailed it to the door?
Im like a hedgehog. Easy to corner or get within reach, but tough to get right close to. Like a rooster with its feathers surgically replaced with razors
He was wearing running shoes tho. Thats like the cardinal rule. You don't fuck a guy who wears running shoes as regular shoes.
were you aware we were supposed to be taking care of her hamster this weekend?
I literally ended up in this basement and was tangoing w my friend and then I peed in a supply closet and had to be put to bed
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