Hehe I wanna Australian kiss.. Its like a French kiss but down under ;)
Do you think the new Crest Whitestrips Advance Seal would stay on while I give him head? It would be great to knock out 2 things at once...
I hope I don't blackout because this is awesome!
You're pretty and everything..but you aren't worth the DUI
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i got a blow job in the bathroom during intermission at the hockey game. i'm pretty sure i made Canada proud.
Drinking gin at a party, riding a giant inflatable walrus all around the living room.
After they flagged you, you hid in a bathroom stall and text me to bring you more shots. That kind of drunk.
she was braiding my hair and singing forever young while she vommed everywhere at the same time. Talent.
Well his arms broken so they only cuffed his good wrist to his belt. That's how he cast smacked me in custody.
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Seriously, fuck work.
uh yea I'm curled up in the trunk of my car
Is it too early in the day to ask a nipple-related question?
I don't want to be Eskimo brothers with your dad
I think the lady at jack in the box started crying when we put in our order.
I used my dress as a plate for pizza rolls last night
You make any dick jokes involving sushi and there WILL be consequences.
Sushi is fucking sacred in this house and I will kill you if you try and taint that.