I'll listen to your side of the story when you stop being such a whore.
I had never watched a guy jack off to me before, but let me tell you, it was a very uncomfortable experience.
U shoulda just taken her to a stall and banged her and let me watch the game. Some friend u r.
all I know is he gave me a Cialis and tried to take me home.
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I'm just chillin on the bathroom floor
Haha oh no
The bathroom floor is like my second bedroom on the weekends
I HAVE NEVER BEEN FRIENDZONED IN MY LIFE AND THIS GIRL IS GOING TO MAKE ME QUESTION EVERYTHING. LIKE A GODDAMN CUNT. A WONDERFUL, BEAUTIFUL, MAJESTIC, LESBIAN CUNT.
I don't know. Sometimes you can be a wild card with your emotions. Mostly the emotion known as anger.
im watching blue is the warmest color at the music box and this dude is literally masturbating 3 feet in front of me
You tried to steal my pants at 3am saying they were yours and somebody was gonna die, not cool dude
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My boss stocked the communal fridge with Gatorade. It's like he wants me to come in hungover.
the night literally screamed "cock and ball torture"
He's completely obsessed with his ex but gives phenomenal head. So overall, yeah, good first date.
Do you not realize that being Batman fulfills about 95% of my non-sexual fantasies?
I'm either hallucinating or there is a dying cat outside my apartment....
Good thing he's hot and my vagina likes him or I'd be at Dennys right now.
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