Really? You have stories that rival having a threesome with the two best friends of the guy your kinda seeing? Thats impressive.
I realize now. I should have just made out with everyone and anyone when I had the chance.
Two girls are now jumping in the ocean naked at 10 PM...and I was just starting to hate Ocean City
Probably, but last night was a special kind of drunk. It was a "let's see how drunk I can get without killing myself" drunk.
I think vodka calistinics prior to and during beer olympics was a bad idea
Had sex to a Lionel Richie song. I have a feeling I was conceived to it. Finally reached full circle.
There are cops on horseback in our back yard
One good thing out of all this is her ass is huge. Like Australia Big.
Nothing worse then being at the gym on the elliptical next to a guy looking at porn on his phone
I have a tattoo that says Yolo. You should not have been asking my advice in the first place
I can already feel the hangover I'll be having on New Year's Day. I don't know if I'm prepared for this.
MY BUTT IS BIG ENOUGH FOR AN ANACONDA AND HE DOESNT GET TO ENJOY IT TOUGH SHIT
I'm a grown ass woman. Treat me like one. Fuckboy
Smoking weed with a blind guy, don't worry he's chill.
send nudes
from the living room?
Randomize
