Dear __, it'd be a lot easier to fuck if you ever responded. So I'm throwing in the white towel, since I no longer know what you want. Sincerely, ___
How has he not realized you're pregnant?
Spanx.
He made a note in his iPhone tonight so that he would remember that I rejected him.
Also, just saw a kid in a gorilla costume being questioned by a boardwalk cop. I love ocean city.
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
Things I have that belong to you: shorts, headband, bra, purse, chinese food, vodka, and blood on my jeans. Happy homecoming.
If by "in control" you mean him showing-up to work wasted, calling a customer a "fuckstick," and getting fired on the spot? Then yes, he is.
While running home from the bar in high heels I multi- tasked and sexted with Brent. Jesus.
Just tapped my penis on the head and said "this will be your year buddy."
In the mean time, I'll continue to kick ass at running and become a successful stripper while he might hook up with one average looking girl he met at a club. I so win.
I'M MAKING HIKING PLANS WITH THE GIRL WHO IS DATING MY EX, THAT IS PERSONAL FUCKING GROWTH
just had sex in my dorm hall public bathroom while wearing my favorite cat sweater. tonight was a win
Did you know they have a bouncer at Applebee's because I did not
Scary. I hope people take me seriously. Maybe I should black out less to be sure
I either have a problem or a really good solution... I just ordered my homecoming dress off of a website that sells forplay outfits.
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