It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
This ginger kid smells like a queef popsicle
i cant remember past the part when we filled his tub with skittles.
I'm pretty sure I just overheard my boss call his sperm precious metal...
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
Just did my hair and make up at mcdonalds so we're in the same boat.
I was really excited when he said that condoms didn't fit him, then he added "they fall right off"...
Wouldn't it be fantastic if the corporate world cared less about about our GPA and focused more on our mastery of social drunkenness?
Please come and rip my uterus out before it does it itself
If I come home tho and find u passed out naked in my bed with the bottle of crown empty, we're gonna have issues.
I'm sorry, I can't help the fact that I like to sleep naked, and I like booze, together it looks bad, yes.
Woke up in your shoes. Please tell me you woke up in mine
Made eye contact with his twin sister the day after he gave me a lifechanging blowjob. Do you think she knows?
Long story short, I found someone who takes me seriously when I say I have a Shakespeare kink.
Nothing says "Happy New Year" like having to shit into a plastic bag.
she's always on high-alert for lesbians
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