thx for the lesson on dirrty dancing
Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
When I came home you were watching infomercials, eating croutons out of the box and salsa from a funnel. Well done.
I think even Ryan Seacrest is disgusted with the thought of Ryan Seacrest getting some.
just fit an iguana in a condom...have pics
I wish I could attach your penis to someone I like more than you.
Sorry for making you give strangers a ride for hits of acid.
He just ordered a bottle of Beam at an Italian place for us to share.
My mom and I are having a "yay I don't have herpes" shopping trip day
well... just scaled a wall and entered the bar through the balcony. just making some last minute memories nbd.
Her dad high fived me on the way out the door. Not the reaction i expected after she came so loud.
I just gave a bum a ride back to his bench. Columbus is weird but I like it.
there's people who respect me enough not to bang on my bed and i think that's beautiful
Dude i'm still drunk and i'm feeding a raccoon cereal from my bedroom window
Dude it's unhealthy how much I love vagina in my face
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