Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
Who keeps a bong in their car??
Kids who graduated high school two weeks ago.
Dude, you posted a cap of a porn to survey if it looked like me. That's pretty certifiably creepy.
He deserves to hear about your Vagina Shrooms
This whole situation could've been avoided if you would've just let me open the beer
GOOD NIGHT DREAM OF ALCOHOL SNO CONES
its like..once you have one emotional drunk night, you can't stop. i feel like i have to end every drunken night in tears and i dont think my roommates think it's heartwarming anymore
Recycling my beer bottles from breakfast counts for earth day, right?
So I totally just used margarita salt for a body scrub.
No. You don't want this. When I threw up last night, it was so intense I went blind for about 3 seconds.
How do I have sand in my vagina if we were an hour away from the beach?
Figured out how to triple bathroom speed at #lollapalooza.. Girl squats, guy 1 goes between her, guy 2 uses urinal. Your welcome.
I have this theory that your highest awareness of how drunk you are is while you're sitting on a toilet
His mom showed up at my doorstep, begging me to take him back for him
Where do you find these people?
The cat likes watching me spank Michael. I don’t know how to feel about this.
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