I just set a weed brownie on fire in the microwave.
Successful day.
You know how i spent all of black friday on the plane? Well guess who's getting a x-mas gift from skymall?!!??
it wasn't the penis i had been hoping for.....but i took it regardless.
she said I was laying next to a garbage can in the subway doing key bumps and screaming "its my fucking birthday" repeatedly
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What can I say, I bounce back quick. Never thought the line "my turtle died" would get me so many free drinks last night
Monday morning margarita madness at ny house. Yes before wheel of fortune. Yes day drinking.
I don't drink so I see St. Patty's as an LSD type of day. Its like a more hardcore 420
Add caroling to the list of things we need to do in an elevator
I'm studying. And by studying I mean I am laying on my floor drinking boones farm alone. Last two weeks. Fuck it.
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My roommate told me he found me naked in the shower puking and when he asked why I was naked I said "you can't wear clothes in a shower"
I tipped him really well because I feel he knew we were high, but did it in a non judgemental way.
New drinking game idea: Take a shot for every republican you see on facebook bitching about the ruling.
THIS IS NOT A LAUGHING MATTER, CAITLIN. MY PARENTS ARE FUCKING. LOUDLY.
what the fuck happened to the tacos
Liz Cheney wasn’t exactly on my list of women I expected to be saying “YAS QUEEN” for in 2021 but here we are
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