Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
Sometimes I find that I've been touching my boob(s) without even realizing it.
Dude I just heard my boss singing from the bathroom "I love making poop"
You were in my dream and you got the lyrics to lollipop tattooed on your chest. Don't get it, it wasnt that cool.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
using the left over highlighters from the blacklight party to study for finals. feeling the need to write insert penis here on my econ notes.
You'd be surprised how many calories hedonism burns.
You told me I couldn't make out with you until I added you on LinkedIn
I've just never heard the term serendipitous used to describe having one's asshole licked.
I have to have sex on a bidet. I'm not sure what kind, but it's reason #4 for an Italian vacation!
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
HIS NAME IN MY PHONE IS JOSHUA DREAMCHASER I CAN NOT
NO SHAME NOVEMBER
God, please protect all woman from micro-penises
Thirty seconds is a long time in jizz time...
I AM GONNA CUM EVERYWHERE TONIGHT BRO.
I'm not kidding, he literally jumped in the red panda exhibit. I knew this was gonna be a good birthday.
Everything is a learning experience. Last night we learned why I'm not allowed to bring guys home from the bar....
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