Yeah, where have you been?
Clearly not facebooking enough. Sweet jesus.
I can already tell this is gonna be one of those parties where we sit across the room and text about people.
which bright sisters idea was it to put semi-formal in the middle of no-shave november?
This place doesnt have redbull or serve shots. Its like they are at war with fun.
Sometimes one must go to great lengths and make great sacrifices to get drunk. I willingly accept the challenge.
she's doing key bumps of parmesean cheese
Edward fifth and chaser hands
Just purchased ketchup, body wash, and lube. Hope you're ready for the post-memorial-day-cookout-shower-anal.
Cause its not a drunken adventure unless someone ends up in a pool
Basically taped my dick down because it's too obvious in this costume...
then this guy just runs in screaming, "cant you see my daughter pissed herself???!!!" and that was the start of my 2016.
Tomorrow's lesson plan is going to be on hangovers and why drinking during the week is never a good idea. I hope my boss approves.
I'm, like, this 🤏🏼 close to buying crocs
And you're also 🤏🏼 to never putting your dick inside me again
I did not shave my legs to sit at home and diddle myself. He better wake the fuck up and put the fear of god in me!
the coup got in the way of sex but inauguration day came thru we did it joe
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