that's an acceptable place to lick
It sounds like heaven mixed with world peace and orgasms. The acoustics in this car are awesome. Or it's the weed idk either way it's great
I was told my cock was a religious experience.
He just grabbed my boob and justified it by saying "I just wanna feel your heart beat"
I'll be there in a few.
I'M COUNTING TO FEW.
Sometimes the gods of alcohol choose to take you on a mysterious journey and you just have to go with it
This is ridiculous. I’m in fucking college getting high off a potato.
Oh yeah. I pretty much fucked the universes brains out lastnight. It was glorious.
I'm sobbing to NWA
I didn't see her "bad karma" tattoo until after I was balls deep
His dick is a skeleton key. It fits everywhere.
All I did was call him a fucker when he took my pot. He didn't have to arrest me.
High. As. Fuck. I thought the kid next to me didn't have an arm for like 2 hours.
Hahahaha I'm glad you woke me up with this text.
He asked if I could not say his name during sex cause he liked the girl in the apartment above me.
I know she’s pissed I fucked her husband, but I didn’t know he was married until after I blew him at Legoland
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