People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
spell your last name, im trying to find you on facebook
The highlight of my Saturday night was singing along to the sound of music alone in my room.
so according the 72 facebook statuses i put up last night that i don't recall, i would say it was a success. how about you?
That is correct. I did in fact somehow pass out in the tanning booth for over an hour. And yes the attendant did have to open it up and shake me awake.
The last time you said "no one will know" is when you ran out of sprite at your birthday party and dumped a handle of straight up vodka into the jungle juice.
Here's how he asked the pregnant girl for a cigarette. Hey yo prego throw me a square. Not joking.
Who knows? Maybe we can sing afternoon delight into each other's genitals.
All you have to do is speak. Your voice reverberates strait to my vagina.
We decided it was acceptable to walk out of class on a quest for Doritos. That high.
im pretty sure the interns at this hospital have gotten hotter
WHITE RUSSIAN BREAKFAST CEREAL.
Last night turned out to be an expensive trip to your house between the ticket and the plan b. (Well I haven't gotten that yet)
He threatened my life and my car because I called you. Are you sure you never slept with him ?
Bachelorette party buss just rolled into down town. DTF, "horny hotties inside" and "show us your dicks" written on the windows....this could get interesting.
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