some guy just got out of his chair quietly. Laid down on the floor and is now asleep in between rows in my lecture hall. He must have had a rough night.
Church boner. Awkwardddd
My dream of liquor pitchers came true
It's been two weeks and I still have carpet burns on my knees. Well done.
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yo your bro wants to know what time he got home and were you hosing him off
By the power invested in me, I now pronounce your taco to be meaty. Meaty taco meaty taco meaty meaty meaty taco.
I'm sorry that I ate boneless ribs off of your sister, but that is no reason to drink my alcohol.
I fell into his fridge. I want to leave.
My mom wants to know what to send you in a care package. She used cat emojis, so you know it's serious
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
no joke- she just sprinkled parmesan cheese into her champagne and slurred "I just need a little snack"
Rebecca hasn't has this number in 3 months. Please tell all her friends to stop calling at 3 am. We are not interested in buying or selling drugs nor do we want to hook up with anyone. You all need to go to rehab.
Not at all! I'll let your potential employer know you have a huge dick
Elliott peed on my floor and slept in it lol that's a one line description.
just licked whipped cream off some model's nipple... just coming clean for when the pic gets on instagram because i am not untagging that shit
I got some blow and a hand job from one of the strippers. So I guess I'm getting over the divorce.
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