This is the kind of period I feel I should name out of respect to the fact I might have just gotten lucky this time.....
just saw a girl come out of the tanning bed room on crutches, now thats determination
I just witnessed two drunk midgets fighting over a graham cracker. I can die happy now.
I just heard the term negative masterbation and I don't believe it
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Did you push me into the oil wrestling or did I elect to do it?
You said you wanted to do it, but I gave you a friendly nudge.
I have fruit by the foot roll-ups. I wonder if a man could tie them together and make an editable bra....
We have started to decorate penises.
I have walked into stripper central, but I'm on the street at 1:00 in the afternoon
I found them in the bathroom trying to wrap an American flag around Steve's dick. I didn't bother to ask questions.
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im too broke to be in a relationship this close to the holidays
orgy was averted by karaoke, thank god
You challenged a dog groomer that she couldn't cut human hair ... How's the shaved head
Also I’m on 3%. Just Incase.. I miss you and I love you and you’re my everything and I’m getting drunk.
is it bad that there is a girl in my bed right now and the only thing i can think about is the fect that its after 3am which means i cant order jimmyjohns unitll tomorrow?
She and I had some intense sexual tension earlier when she dumped a package of apple straws all over my body.
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